Loafer Pete Thompson (Rhys Ifans) is forced out of his lethargy when he inherits his father's publishing business - much to the envy of his best friend, company accountant Sean Deeny (Joseph Fiennes). While Pete's relationship with his girlfriend, Sarah (Sadie Frost), suffers upon the discovery that he has a very low sperm count, Deeny plots to steal Pete's inheritance away from him - calling for the involvement of Russian loan shark Mr Kant (Steven Berkoff) and his attractive daughter, Masha (Tara Fitzgerald).Rancid Aluminium's unlikely hero, leery Liam Gallagher-look-a-like Pete (Rhys Ifans), is wholly unprepared for promotion to head of the family business after his father dies unexpectedly. To make matters worse, no matter how hard he tries he can't impregnate his wife Sarah (Sadie Frost), and believes he's shooting blanks. Unable to handle responsibility, Pete turns to scheming Irish accountant Deeny (Joseph Fiennes) for help, who recommends that the company seek foreign investment to pay off its debts. What Pete doesn't know is that Deeny is trying to do him out of the business and has arranged a "loan" from a Russian Mafia warlord, Mr Kant (Steven Berkoff), whose raven-haired daughter Masha (Tara Fitzgerald) is set on seducing Pete. Given its all-star British cast (which also includes Dani Behr, Keith Allen and Nick Moran) and bestseller source material, Rancid Aluminium must have looked like a sure-fire comedy hit. But first-time director Ed Thomas (better known as a playwright and theatre director) can't seem to keep a handle on the convoluted plot and the laughs are entirely incidental. Ifans's irritating mockney voiceover doesn't help, nor the fact that Tara Fitzgerald's accent keeps slipping between Stalingrad and Sloane Square. Fans of the James Hawes original may get a thrill from seeing his characters come to life, but it's unlikely anyone else will. -- Chris Campion From the Back Cover Pete's business is going bust, his sperm count is dodgy, his relationship with Sarah is on the rocks and he is infatuated with his secretary, despite her been hitched to his bike messenger Trevor. In short, Pete's in trouble, but his problems are only just beginning it seems only the Russian Mafia can save the day!